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1) Battle Raper and Battle Raper II: The Game (I can only hope a movie is also coming soon) are fucking hilarious. The game itself is impossible to play without wanting to physically get violent with your computer, but once the game gets going, it's so bad and outrageous that I laughed for a good 30 minutes. The first game revolves around the concept that a human bio weapon has been created that rapes women. You get to play as this fellow (who looks like the biggest douche bag ever, complete with one yellow cat eye for no reason) that goes around attacking these girls. The locations are equally bizarre. Starting off on this alley, somehow it turns into the oil refinery, and a girl with a motorcycle comes to save her friend just as you're about to rape her, but wait, now it's a space ship, and you start to fight this new girl. As you deplete the girl's health, her clothing inexplicably fly off in the most suggestive ways, until she's completely naked. This activiates a mini game where you must do "damage" (rape) with in a certain amount of time to finally defeat your opponent. During the whole process the girl is crying and tears stream down her cheeks, and it's all very disturbing yet funny when you imagine that people programmed this shit into the game. I forgot to mention that you can do special combos during the normal combat portion that always involve some sort of groping or leg spreading. They do ridiculous amounts of damage for no reason at all. There is no reason that fondling a girl's boobs would cut her health by 25%. Finally, after raping a bunch of women, we're at this mystical temple that is also a space ship that looks like the Hindenburg blimp. The final boss girl comes out and she has this weird cyber armor that makes her look like a medieval knight that works at Intel, but its no matter because your character has maxed out strength and every good attribute possible while all the girl characters have almost no strength but a lot of speed (it doesn't help as the AI is apparently programmed to have the girl run at you, thus the extra speed only means the girls get up really fast and run toward me after I knock them down, speeding up the whole raping process). The final boss girl goes down like all the others and then the space ship/oil refinery/temple explodes while some weird artifact glows with unestablished significance. This is a terrible terrible game, and even the sex parts were utterly terrible. I can't think of any redeeming value for this except for humor. It's just so ridiculous that it's funny as hell. Yes, I think this was the game references on Penny arcade a few years ago and yes I see why they didn't rate it.
If it is any consolation to legions of fans waiting for a fighting game that combines non consensual sex, Battle Raper II is a significantly better game, but still utterly terrible. It's like choose your own rape adventure, and half the time the game involves going through tedious story line. The main character is squall leonheart from FFVIII only with a different outfit and he fights there women from the future. At least I think it's from the future. All the settings are from the past though. Oh yeah, and some how there are zombies that attack you too for no reason. I'm guessing they want to rape the women too, i dunno. But yeah, everyone is dressed like a school girl, or cyber Intel employee and you can choose allies and stuff, and there is this crazy bat bitch that is your friend (or is she?) and throughout the whole game she has a giant bell stuff up her ass for no reason. Do succubus have bell's in their ass? I never knew. But anyway, the good news is that the fighting part of the game is significantly improved and there are actually some decent combos, and the AI is a lot smarter. Women actually block and counter and some even attack now. Again, it's still not really relevant as the main character's kick move is ridiculously powerful and has a range that somehow super passes even that of a huge sword. Playing through, I just kept thinking about that time at Golfland watching Calvin play Soul Caliber with that guy with that huge raping pole. Squall's leg in Battle Raper II has about the same range as that weapon. After kicking the shit out of the girls, you can also heal them, and surprisingly after beating them up, most of their wounds are on their inner thigh, vagina, and breasts. If you rub gently while they are passed out (with the mouse) you can heal them and then they will join your party. If you wake them up, you fight them again. Depending on who you ally with and fight, at the end there is an interactive consensual sex mini game that is a lot better done than the first game, but still really funny. I was hoping there would be some "light dick" action, but alas, we get some translucent bullshit, sorry Phil. Overall I'm impressed by how much better the 2nd game was, and I have to say, if they make a 3rd one, it might actually be good.
2) I like Tiffany settings as it's simply and lets a lot of light into the stone. At 1,500- 2,000 dollars, it's not that pricey compared to Cartier and other settings and it has a bit of a legacy behind it. However it is one of the most common styles and I'm not sure how I feel about that. Overall I like the designs of Cartier better, but the prices leave me convinced I need to switch to banking or use my engineering skills to rob banks. Either way, platinum is the way to go apparently. a 1.5 caret stone wasn't as expensive as I first thought either, I'm glad I took the time to learn this shit now, so when I need it in the future (distant future) I'll know my stuff and have the budgeting prepared.
3) I am tired of school. Diploma me so I can do nothing for a while. Oh and fuck the MBA application process. More standardized testing and essay writing? I thought I was done with you forever. So that's what I'll be doing over the summer while I'm not just chilling out. Mexico sounds good right now, a nice vacation to Cancun for a week would hit the spot. I'm gonna try to make it to the Philippines and Korea too. First things first, got to lock down and APT, pass my classes, graduate and celebrate it with school friends, and gain 10 more pounts. I'm way too thin.
4) My Berkeley Webdisk account is going to die any day now, so I'll lose most of my xanga shit. Might take the opportunity to start another blog, gotta find out how I can save all my xanga entries quickly and easily though.
5) I was totally into the 911 Turbo all last week, but today after watching some videos about it, I totally cycled back to my old opinion that it's a great car but I don't like it. Audi RS4 looks amazing. I'm glad I'm spending time to get into car stuff again, kinda forgot how much I enjoy it.
6) I need to solidify my resolve to NOT buy a computer. That's money that I need to save for the future.
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